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Bonjour au monde
Dimanche, 3 Mars 2002, par Ian Stokes
Sujet : Humour
Résumé :
Comment dire "bonjour au monde" en fonction de son expérience informatique.
Corps de l'article :
Lycée :
10 PRINT "BONJOUR AU MONDE"
20 END
Nouvelle arrivée au Collège :
program Bonjour(input, output)
begin
writeln ('Bonjour au monde')
end.
Expérimenté au Collège :
(defun Bonjour
(print
(cons 'Bonjour (list 'au monde))))
Stagiaire :
#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Bonjour ", "au Monde"};
int i;
for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}
Professionnel confirmé :
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>
class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;
public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}
string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}
~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}
friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};
ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}
string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}
int main()
{
string str;
str = "Bonjour au Monde";
cout << str << endl;
return(0);
}
Informaticien confirmé :
[
uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
library LBonjour
{
// bring in the master library
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");
// bring in my interfaces
#include "pshlo.idl"
[
uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
cotype TBonjour
{
interface IBonjour;
interface IPersistFile;
};
};
[
exe,
uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
module CBonjourLib
{
// some code related header files
importheader(<windows.h>);
importheader(<ole2.h>);
importheader(<except.hxx>);
importheader("pshlo.h");
importheader("shlo.hxx");
importheader("mycls.hxx");
// needed typelibs
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");
importlib("thlo.tlb");
[
uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
aggregatable
]
coclass CBonjour
{
cotype TBonjour;
};
};
#include "ipfix.hxx"
extern HANDLE hEvent;
class CBonjour : public CBonjourBase
{
public:
IPFIX(CLSID_CBonjour);
CBonjour(IUnknown *pUnk);
~CBonjour();
HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
private:
static int cObjRef;
};
#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"
int CBonjour::cObjRef = 0;
CBonjour::CBonjour(IUnknown *pUnk) : CBonjourBase(pUnk)
{
cObjRef++;
return;
}
HRESULT __stdcall CBonjour::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}
CBonjour::~CBonjour(void)
{
// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if( cObjRef == 0 )
PulseEvent(hEvent);
return;
}
#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"
HANDLE hEvent;
int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CBonjourCF *pCF = new CBonjourCF();
hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CBonjour, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
// wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
// revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
ulRef = pCF->Release();
// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
return(0);
}
extern CLSID CLSID_CBonjour;
extern UUID LIBID_CBonjourLib;
CLSID CLSID_CBonjour = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};
UUID LIBID_CBonjourLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F890,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};
#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"
int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT hRslt;
IBonjour *pBonjour;
ULONG ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
wcsupr(wcsPath);
}
else {
fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
return(1);
}
// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Bonjour au monde");
printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IBonjour, (void **)&pBonjour);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
// print a string out
pBonjour->PrintSz(wcsT);
Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pBonjour->Release();
}
else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
}
return(0);
}
Pirate apprenti :
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Bonjour au monde.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "peut pas écrire $arg: $!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "peut pas fermer $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;
Pirate confirmé :
#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Bonjour au monde\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
Pirate expérimenté :
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out
Pirate guru :
% cat
Bonjour au monde.
^D
Nouveau cadre :
10 PRINT "BONJOUR AU MONDE"
20 END
Cadre confirmé :
mail -s "Bonjour au monde." bob@b12
Robert, peux-tu me faire un programme pour imprimer "Bonjour au monde." ?
J’en ai besoin pour demain.
^D
Chef de département :
% zmail jim
J’ai besoin de "Bonjour au monde." avant cet après-midi.
Chef d’entreprise :
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% merde !!!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout
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